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The feedback came in on the initial draft of the Torn Armor rules. Needless to say, we got a lot of comments about "it's" versus "its" and "your" versus "you're." And we appreciate that. We really do. You were supposed to be playtesting the game. You know, trying it out with your own miniatures, rolling dice... You know, playing the game. Though I really appreciate the people who pointed out that the em-dash on page 12 didn't carry over when converted to InDesign.
I had this experience with the playtesters for the Star Trek RPG (the second one, for Decipher). We had a bunch of groups to whom we sent out a draft of the rules. We waited. And waited. And waited some more. Finally, I contacted several of these groups.
Me: "How's the playtesting going?"
Playtester GM: "Well, the group just beamed down to Thalos IX and they encountered this alien culture based on old re-runs of the Teletubbies..."
Me: "Great! You use the planet creation rules?"
Me: "How about the alien creation rules?"
GM: "Oh, they're a Romulan offshoot, so I just used the Romulans."
Me: "So. How's combat working for you?"
GM: "Well, we've only played about five sessions, and we haven't gotten into a fight yet...."
That's when I realized. They were playing a campaign. Like you would normally do. That's not what playtesting is about. Playtesting is creating 30 player characters to see if you can break the character creation system. It's about just running fights to see if you can break the combat system. You all sit down one day to create planets, to see if the planet creation rules work.... You don't play the game.
This is how it works in the computer game industry. They get 40 guys in a room and hand them a worksheet. On this worksheet are a number of tasks they have to complete. Stuff like "Go to the northeast corner of the room and swing your sword left. Now swing it right. Now swing it forward.... Any glitches?!" Or "fight the dingus monster on level 12. 300 times. Any glitches?!" Sounds fun right. Playtesters in the video game industry aren't running around playing networked Halo the way you and I would. They have a list of tasks. If they want to keep their jobs, they'd better come back with a filled out worksheet.
In other words, this isn't just a way for you to get to play cool games before everyone else does. Playtesters are supposed to be trying to break the system. They're supposed to report back about any poorly written rules. They're supposed to let us know that when you combine the rule on page 12 with the rule on page 32, the orcs always win. And you guys wonder why there are so many broken RPGs out there....
Fortunately, we got some good feedback on Torn Armor. Useful stuff. We've tightened up the consistency of game terms. We now always use the same sentence structure when describing rules that work on the same principle. We made sure the Sisk always lose. Because Spartans are Alyssa's favorite thing, and we can't let her have nice things. I've spent the better part of the week combing through the rules and fixing them. In some cases, the rules were really unclear. In others, they were being used in ways we didn't anticipate. All in all, it's been a good process. I want to thank all of you out there for participating.
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